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In today’s post, I’ll be covering some of the funny school quotesYou will find some great sayings to make you smile and you’ll probably be able to recall some of your school memories.
As we grow up I always try to remember or recall some of the school memories that I created with my friends but nobody likes to go to a school that’s the fact at the starting point of life.
But at the end of the day, when we all arrive at our destination, we still have a thought. Is there a way to stay with our school friends and teachers for one more day?
Funny school quotes
School is where we go to learn something from teachers but our teachers don’t know our future
My mum wakes me up to go to school but she doesn’t know that my favorite place to sleep is on the last bench
I pray to God that Maths will continue in school.
High SchoolIt may look great on TV, but it is not in real life.
My principal taught me so well that I can fight anyone on the streets.
My teacher used to say that I can’t do anything in my life but she doesn’t know that I came for her
I don’t go to school to learn I go to school just to entertain others.
SchoolIt takes 12 years for you to complete your education.
I’m not bad at Maths I am mad over mathematician’s
Although I didn’t attend all of my school lectures, I did not miss any functions.
I’m a Gangster at school, but I feel like a Gangster at the PTI. I feel like an employee asking for promotion in front of my boss at the PTI.
Maths told me that I should find X. But, I know how difficult it can be to get your X back.
Geography taught me everything I knew about the earth, but it didn’t teach me how to travel outside of the earth.
I don’t hate going to school but it never let my sweet dreams to complete
I don’t like to study for the examinations because I know I got the back of scholar
My teacher insisted that I not waste time. So, she spoke for 30 minutes about how not to waste time.
I used to follow one my teachers, because they believed you should always pursue your dreams.
I was asked by my teachers to learn tables. After that, I watched my table for 2 hours so I could visually learn the information.
One day, my teacher beat me without any reason. I then asked the simple question: Do you believe Karma?
I once cracked a joke about electricity. Soon after, electricity was R.I.P.
I was never taught how to light a matchstick by my school.
My maths scores were good, but my father still complains about other students not getting good marks.
My teacher checked my calculator during the exam. I then asked my friend for his answer.
School taught me never to quit but they never taught me when to stop and I’m still going away
I don’t the answers in the exam but I’m still taking supplements just to cover up my fees
I’m not attentive during the lecture but I’m very attentive during the attendance
Everybody says you should create your identity. I chose to not use my identity card.
How can the exam be 3 hours long if it is going to determine your success?
My maths teacher told me nothing is impossible and she then can’t even draw a circle without a rounder
The teacher taught me how to solve a problem but I can’t explain to her that my problem was she.
I wonder if the teacher takes us to an interview round before teaching us.
My friend Mac never used to like to carry books in school as the teacher won’t like his writing, so he created his own Macbook
I like the time period of examinations because at home I’m treated like a king
Before school, I ran after toppers. Then at college, we were all in the same line of the downfall.
The lunchtime was my favorite thing about school.
I hate school, because they have never allowed me to work with others during exams.
I once loved my teacher so much that I took the exam and failed to pass it in order to stay in her class for another year.
One time, our games were cancelled by our PT teacher. We all went to school and took his game.
My mother believes I go to school to learn, but my mom thinks I go to school to upset my teachers.
The school stands for So-Called Haus Of Old Labours
My maths teacher believe that I’m good at maths but she doesn’t know that I got toppers around me
No matter how good you were in school but you tried to compensate your parent’s money by taking school facilities
One day I got out on a duck in school cricket game then after I’m official umpire of the school cricket
I bring notes in the exam to cheat but I can’t remember which questions have got its answer
Once I had praised my teacher, and she then said to me- She would complain. Then she smiled….
Student Life Funny Quotes
I’m the guy who never answers in the classroom but always took more supplements in examinations
SchoolI was never taught how to tie a tie.
I didn’t get to sit with a girl and so I chose to become a teacher.
I failed the exam due to my obsession with my favorite teacher.
I’m the guy who finishes the lunch box in the period and then finishes other’s lunch box in the break time
I got caught using a cellphone in the classroom and when my teacher took, my phone rings and says-“Baby I’m Sorry I’m Not Sorry”
(*Song*)
Although I didn’t take Biology, I did not miss Reproduction class.
Maths was simple until there were numbers. But it got worse when Alphabets, or Variables, took on numbers.
I intentionally scored less to attend an extra lecture from my favorite teacher.
To make more income, I sold all my class benches nut bolts
Life was tuff….
Scenery was my best drawing.
I used to go to the canteen to get snacks to keep me going when I was trying to participate in sports.
Once my teacher noticed that I’m good at cricket but she doesn’t know that I was scoring for her
I was so popular in school that everyone knows today also I’ll be in the punishment line
That’s it from the funny school quotes.
I hope you like this post and I’m pretty sure that you probably relate these funny school quotesWith your school memories.
Have you ever known a friend that was made to be a teacher
Yes!
One friend in every group has one.
Enjoy your day, and keep sharing these quotes.
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