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However, it is not only for theList of classics ChristmasMovies to Watch During theHoliday season Bad SantaMakes its mark as an a Christmas movie you’ll never forget. This Raunchy film, directed by Terry Zwigoff depicts Santa like you’ve never seen him before.
Billy Bob Thornton plays Willie. Marcus (Tony Cox), is Marcus’ assistant. They are thieves who pose as ChristmasThey are the perfect characters for petty crimes. They have both quite the lip and don’t hold anything back.
This isn’t a ChristmasYou will love this movie and want to share it with your family. You’ll see what we mean here in these Bad Santa quotes…
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1. “Why don’t you wish in one hand, and shit in theOther. See which one fills up first.” – Willie
2. “I said, “Next,” goddamn it! This is not the DMV!” –Willie
3. “Marcus, get this kid off me before he pisses on me, all right?” – Willie
4. “I’m on my f*cking lunch break, ok!” – Willie
5. “No, I’m an accountant. I wear this f*cking thing as a fashion statement, alright?” – Willie
6. “OW! “OW! the toenails, kid. Shit!” – Willie
7. “Wanna see some magic? OK, let’s watch you disappear.” – Willie
8. “I hope that you got my present and that there wasn’t too much blood on it.” – Willie
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9. “Well, you smell like a bum’s nut sack.” – Willie
10. “You said that yesterday, you stupid f*ck.” – Marcus
11. “You are by far the dumbest, most pathetic piece of maggot eatin’ shit that has every slid from a human being’s hairy ass.” – Marcus
12. “You know what I see when I look at you? America’s got a sad future ahead of it.” – Gin
13. “I could stick you up my ass, small fry.” – Gin
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14. “I’m not your f*ckin’ da da” – Willie
15. “I wouldn’t be diggin’ in your ass!” – Marcus
16. “I’m an eating, drinking, shitting, f*cking Santy Claus.” – Willie
17. “ASSCLOWN!” – Hindustani Troublemaker
18. “You’re as queer as a ten-dollar bill.” – Hindustani Troublemaker
19. “More booze, more bullshit, more butt-f*cking.” – Marcus
20. “Are you off your f*cking meds or something?” – Willie
21. “Well they all can’t be winners.” – Willie
22. “Mind your own goddamn business.” – Willie
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23. “In case you didn’t notice, I’m a motherf*cking dwarf. So unless you got a forklift handy, maybe you should lend a hand, hmm?” – Marcus
24. “I weigh 92 pounds, you d*ck!” – Marcus
25. “If I call you next December, IF I call you next December, you’re gonna be so happy to hear from me, you’re gonna do a goddamn back flip. You’re gonna put that Santa hat on so fast that you’re gonna get f*cking hat-burn.” – Marcus
26. “It won’t happen again. That is what I can assure you. Willie here is low in blood sugar. That’s all.” – Marcus
27. “Yeah? You see us? Where? [midgets] hanging off of f*cking trees like f*cking crab apples?” – Marcus
28. “Sketch it up, you f*cking moron. F*cking Leonardo da Vinci.” – Marcus
29. “Jesus Christ! Can you maybe at least keep it together for just 10 minutes?” – Marcus
30. “You need many years of therapy. Many, many, many, f*ckin’ years of therapy.” – Marcus
31. “Jesus, Mother Mary, and Joseph. You pissed yourself!” – Marcus
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32 “The world ain’t fair. You’ve gotta take what you need when you can get it. You’ve gotta learn to stand up for yourself.” – Willie
33. “Before you do something stupid you might want to think about this shit.” – Willie
34 “Don’t take no shit from nobody, least of all, yourself.” – Willie
35 “Well they say he can get into anything. You can do anything. They say he’s been in Margaret Thatcher’s p*ssy.” – Willie
36. “I beat theToday’s kids are a mess. But, it served a purpose. It made me feel good about my self. It was almost like I did something productive with my life. I don’t know. Like I accomplished something.” – Willie
37. “I’ve been to prison once, I’ve been married – twice. Lyndon Johnson once drafted me and forced me to live in Mexico for two years. I’ve had my eye socket punched in, a kidney taken out and I got a bone-chip in my ankle that’s never gonna heal. I’ve seen some pretty shitty situations in my life, but nothing has ever sucked more ass than this!” – Willie
38. “I don’t want any f*cking sandwiches. What is it with you and fixin’ f*cking sandwiches?” – Willie
39. “Whatcha my mom now? You shat me out of your womb?” – Willie
40 “I’ve always had a thing for Santa Claus. In case you didn’t notice. It’s like some deep-seeded childhood thing.” – Sue
Which one of these? Bad Santa quotesIs your favorite?
You can see that this is not the best option. the Christmas movie you’ll pick for your family movie night, but it just might make you laugh when you’re in theYou are looking for adult humor? Nothing is off-limits when it comes to this movie so be careful who you’re watching it with.
It is true, you can’t believe it! theFilm was released in 2004 with dialog that pushes theLimits on dark and filthy humor There’s also a sequel. Bad Santa2. These films will continue to surprise you. If you enjoy theMore traditional ChristmasMovie, skip this one.
These are some of your favorites. Bad SantaWhat are the differences between lines and quotes? Which of theAre you a fan of quotes? We want to know your favourite quote thePlease comment below.
