Ever wondered what it would feel like? toDo you want to live in a rural Canadian community
I’m not sure how accurate LetterkennyIt is funny, though.
YouCould have to learn some new phrases, but don’t worry we have you covered with these hilarious Letterkenny quotes.
Are you wondering what “Chel” or “Rips” mean? Chel refers to the hockey league andRips can be used for weed.
Wayne andHis friends appear to be his best friends toHave fun! andYou will undoubtedly be a huge fan of the show. toTheir lack of sense humor.
These are some of the most funny things you’ll ever see LetterkennyQuotes, learn everyday slang andHave a great time!
Funny Letterkenny quotes
1. “Oh, come on, kitten. I won’t tell anyone.” — Wayne
2. “Yeah. Oh, hey, look at you, ground.” — Squirrelly Dan
3. “Oh, get off the cross, we need the wood.” — Wayne
4. “Nice onesie. Does it come in men’s? — Jonesy
5. “If you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me.” — Wayne
6. “Tim’s, McDonald’s, andThe beer shops are closed on Christmas Day. And that’s your whole world right there.” — Wayne
7. “YouWish there were a pied piper to save possums. But there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep picking ‘em off with a .22.” — Wayne
8. “You knew your pal had come into money when he started throwing out perfectly good pistachios like he was above cracking ‘em open with a box cutter like the rest of us.” — Daryl
9. “…I’m too fat to run.” — Squirrelly Dan
10. “You’d best be preparin’ for a Donny Brook if you think I’m going to that super soft birthday party of yours.” — Wayne
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11. “We need backup, boys.” — Jonesy
12. “Hard no.” — Wayne
13. “Oh, c’mon, where’s your jam, bud?” —Reilly
14. “Pitter-patter, let’s get at ‘er.” — Everyone
15. “Not my pig, not my farm.” — Wayne
16. “Seeing as this is most certainly a one-off event and not a tradition that also falls on some made-up holiday that I couldn’t give a cats queef about, I’m out. There’s happiness calling my name from the bottom of a bottle of Puppers.” — Wayne
17. “Where’s the sacrifice?” — Jonesy
18. “Let’s go easy over there, Squirrelly Dan.” — Wayne
19. “And I suggest you let that one marinate.” — Wayne
20. “You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud?” — Wayne
21. “ThatIt was well raised. Too bad you weren’t.” — Katy
22. “Figure it out!” — Everybody
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23. “Well, there’s nothing better than a fart. Maybe kids falling off their bikes. Fuck, I could watch kids falling off bikes all day, I don’t give a fuck about your kids.” — Wayne
24. “We only got one shot at this. One chance. One win. YouKnow? Vomit on your mom’s spaghetti, or whatever that talking singer says.” — Coach
25. “If I was a Dr. Seuss book, I’d be The Fat in the Hat.” — Katy
26. “Here’s a poem. Starlight, star bright! Why the hell have you put earrings on? Bet your lobes ain’t the only thing that got a hole punched in ’em.” — Wayne
27. “It’s a hard life picking stones and pulin’ teats, but as sure as God’s got sandals, it beats fightin’ dudes with treasure trails.” — Wayne
28. “I wish you weren’t so fucking awkward, bud.” — Wayne
29. “Oh I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the fucking windshield.” — Katy
30. “You’re pretty good at wrestlin’ there, Katy, and that’s what I appreciates about you.” — Squirrelly Dan
31. “Buddy you couldn’t wheel a fuckin’ tire down a hill.” — Wayne
32. “Call me a cake, ‘cause I’ll go straight to your ass, cowboy!” — Gail
33. “What’s up with your body hair, you big shoots? You look like a 12-year-old Dutch girl.” — Wayne
34 “I see the muscle shirt came today. Are you excited for the arrival of muscle tomorrow? Did ya get a tracking number? I sure hope he got one. ThatPackage is going to be smaller than the one you’re sportin’ now.” — Daryl
35 “Closest you’re gettin’ to any action this weekend is givin’ the dairy cow’s teets a good scrubbin’.” — Wayne
36. “You can cross fuck off.” — Wayne
37. “Fuck you, Shoresy, you’re a terrible fuckin ref!” — Jonesy
38. “Fuck you Shoresy! Put a shirt on.” — Reilly
39. “Your sister’s hot, Wayne! That’s what I did! It was true! I don’t regret it!” I regret nothing!” — Squirrelly Dan
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Highly inappropriate Letterkenny quotes
40 “Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?” — Wayne
41. “You seen a ‘coon havin’ sex with a barn cat on top of your truck? Fuck what’s the nature of that David Suzuki.” — Wayne
42. “You stopped toe curlin’ in the hot tub ‘cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.” — Wayne
43. “Fuck you Jonesy! My Instagram post 2 years ago in Puerto Vallarta was liked by your mom. Tell her I’ll put my swim trunks on for her any time she likes.” — Reilly
44. “Fuck, Lemony Snicket, what A Series of Unfortunate Events you been through, you ugly fuck.” — Jonesy
45 “Well, I’d say give your balls a tug, but it looks like yer pants are doin’ it for ya.” — Wayne
46 “Fuck you, Reilly, go scoop it off your mom’s floor! She gives my nipples butterfly kisses.” — Jonesy
47. “Fuck you, Jonesy, your life is so pathetic I get a charity tax break just by hanging around you!” — Shoresy
48. “You ever hoover schneef off a sleeping cow’s spine?” “I’ve hoovered schneef off an awake cow’s teet.” — Daryl
49. “It’s like algebra…why you gotta put numbers andLetters together? Why can’t you just go fuck yourself?” — Wayne
50 “You naturally care for a companionship, but I guess there’s a lot worse things than playing a little one-man couch hockey in the dark.” — Wayne
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51 “You wanna come to a super soft birthday party?” – Shoresy
52 “It’s Pertnear Time To Tune Into Letterkenny, So Be Sure To Set Yer Dials.” – Letterkenny
53. “Well there is nothing better than a good fart.” – Letterkenny
54 “You’re pretty good at wrestling there, Katy, and that’s what I appreciate about you.” – Squirrelly Dan
55 “I want toGive back to the community by helping people find love.” – Wayne
56 “You stopped toe curling in the hot tub ‘cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.” – Wayne
57 “I am willing toGive 69% of my company toWhy 69% for a partner? Both sides benefit!. Good Enough!” – Gail
58 “Then I’d have to put my wine down.” – Marie-Fred
59. “You Were A Sniper In That Game Today And… Do YouSee That Sniper At 3 O’clock?” – Letterkenny
60 “Your sister’s lasagna gave everyone the scoots for weeks up in here.” – Gail
Surreal Letterkenny quotes
61 “Do you know what, I don’t want you toKiss and tell, that’s impolite…. but I am kind of curious.” – Shoresy
62. “His Girlfriend Was Going Out Of Town So She Tooted The Horn One More Time Before She Left.” – Letterkenny
63. “The world needs less Facebook andMore Face-to-Faceto-Face!” – Wayne
64 “Every woman knows that the way to a man’s heart is not through his zipper, it’s through his stomach.” – Wayne
65 “Look if you are coming, you better come correct.” – Gail
66 “Well, I’d say give your balls a tug, but it looks like your pants are doing it for you.” – Wayne
67 “Fuck Lemony Snicket, What A Serious Of Unfortunate Events YouFuckin Been Through YouUgly Fuck. Boulevard Of Broken Dreams!” – Letterkenny
68 “Got anymore of that electric lettuce? These darts aren’t doing it.” – Shoresy
69 “The New Season Of LetterkennyCravetv Is Coming. So Pitter Patter, Lets Get At’er And Watch It Already.” – Letterkenny
70 “You’re a cup of baby carrots, ya fucking asshole.” – Wayne
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71. “Your dad says guys with big trucks have little dinks. This makes perfect sense, if you are looking for a really big truck. and got a real little dink.” — Wayne
72 Yes, Dear, Pick UpMilk on the way home That’s A Texas Sized 10-4.
73. “Daryl: You guys do CrossFit? Wayne: You can cross fuck off.”
74. I need toGive me another chance to retract, no questions asked. This conversation should not become a confrontation.
75 MakeCertain YouUse That There Sunscreen ‘Cause It’s A Great Day For Hay.
These were your favorite! Letterkenny quotes?
My husband and I went on a vacation toSee his friends and came back saying things like “figure it out” and “pitter-patter.”
He thought he was losing his mind. But he said it was a result of binge-watching the hilarious Canadian series.
It’s been several months. andThese phrases are still used by him. I am going toHave toWatch the episodes on Hulu andGet caught up
I wouldn’t have guessed that a pair of Canadian siblings running a fruit stand andFarm would be so absurd!
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