If you’ve been following along for a while, you know I’ve become my mother. Admittedly, I’m a crazy plant lady. So, of course, I had to come up with a list of funny plant quotes and garden quotes for my letter boards and my chalkboards! Some of these quotes about plants I have seen imprinted on pots at stores. Also, I’ve seen funny garden quotes and succulent quotes here and there. I made it a mission to recall as many quotes about plants as I could and compile them here!
If you are looking for plants about a garden or funny plant quotes in general, this list is for you!
Likely, I have too much time on my hands, but I get such a kick out of changing out my letter boards. I have a white one which fell and cracked on one part of the frame. I still use it but just try to strategically place it so the crack doesn’t show. And I won a new black one for Christmas in a Dirty Santa game!
Not only have I been hoarding plants, but I’m also obsessed with baskets and ceramic pots. Switching the plants around into new baskets and pots is a lot like changing out jewelry. It is so fun to make new combinations! Use containers and house plants as home decor is great for freshening up the look of a room or porch.
No doubt, there are so many funny plant quotes and garden quotes out there! I came across these at my favorite all-in-one flea market and boutique shopping center. Aren’t these quotes about plants just so quirky?
As for me, I’m still loving my woven basket with a chalkboard plaque. It is a Better Homes and Gardens basket which I found at Walmart last spring. Don’t you just love styling a plant in a basket? Truly, the natural elements of both marry together for such an unfussy look.
I also found this other smaller basket with a chalkboard plaque at one of my favorite flea markets. I love the pop of pink!
Get Creative with These Funny Garden Quotes
I have all the dirt
Got dirt?
A little dirt don’t hurt
Soiled myself again
I’m the heart and soil of this place
Put me where the sun don’t shine
Give me light (or give me death)
It’s okay to grow slow
When I droop, you droop, we droop
I hope this day is lit
No sun, no fun
Don’t stop be-leafing
What a re-leaf!
Leaf me alone
Grow, girl, grow!
Peace. Love. Plants.
Ready, set, grow!
I like a good garden hoe
Hoeing ain’t easy
Always rootin’ for ya!
Funny Plant Quotes and Garden Quotes for Letter Boards
These funny plant quotes are so fun on a letter board styled with a plant on a ledge or shelf.
Botany plants lately?
Awfully frond of you
Welcome to the jungle
Don’t weed me out!
Just tell me I’m pretty and bring me plants
Plant lady-ish
I want to get into your plants
Actually, I didn’t need that last drink
Life is short. Just buy the plants.
Alexa, water the plants.
How many plants? Lost count a long time ago.
Let the good plants roll
Home is where I kill the plants
Funny Plant Quotes for Cacti (Cactus)
These plant quotes are especially cute for cactus!
So on point
Pretty fly for a cacti
Cactus makes perfect
Lookin’ sharp, my friend!
I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one
In a world of pansies, be a cactus
Funny Succulent Quotes
Well, aloe!
Aloe Ha
Aloe there
Aloe you vera much!
What the fucculent?
I’m a succa for you
Funny Herb Quotes
Who doesn’t attempt to grow herbs each spring and summer? Adorn your herb garden area with these cute herb quotes. Dill quotes and thyme quotes are especially clever!
You and me- mint to be!
Say it ain’t cilantro!
Never enough thyme
Celebrate the good thymes
It’s party thyme!
How thyme flies
Long thyme, no see
…you will find me, thyme after thyme
Kind of a big dill
Dill with it
The real dill
What’s the dill?
Eat, drink,And be rosemary
Here’s some wise advice.
Sweet chive, my dear!
Leave me alone, Parsleave!
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Survival of the fittest
What number of days do you think I’ve left?
Besties for the resties
Best buds
I love big plants and cannot lie about it.
I like big buds.
PlantOne on me
Can’t keep my plants to myself
Head of total pot
Support PlantParenthood
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Many funny pots and stands are available at places like Big Lots and At Home. These pots and stands are often fun with typography, such as this one below.
You breathe the air I make. I owe you.
Be careful! I’m a snake (plant) in the basket
My crazy plant lady is even better than yours
I will make it through. Or maybe I won’t.
Plant QuotesHanging Plants and Air Plants
Just hangin’ around
Hang on!
Still hangin’ on
Positive Plant Quotes
You can harvest what you plant now.
You can grow with any life plant you choose
You just have to keep growing. Keep growing
All things are made to grow when there is love
Your ability to grow is your strength
Each species grows at different rates and under different conditions.
Additional Fun Posts
These funny quotes and quotes about plants are sure to make you smile! For more plant inspiration, check out these posts:
Plants for a Dark Room, Office or Home
Fall Decor: Houseplants
Christmas Table with Plants
Valentine’s Decor with Plants
Halloween Decorations with Plants
Top Christmas Plants for Gifts & Decor
Pom Pom Christmas Trees
Spring Decor with Bunnies, Plants and Bunnies
Spring Table Setting With Plants
Front Porch Spring Ideas With Ferns
Halloween Costume from Cactus
These posts are great if you like decorating for parties and decorating your home with quotes.
New Year Letter Board Quotes
Valentine’s Slogans
St. Patrick’s Day Sayings
Game Day Quotes
QuotesThe Classroom
FunnyDrinking Proverbs
FunnyCooking Quotes
Halloween Captions
Thanksgiving Captions
Signs with Christmas Sayings
Funny Letter Boards
Funny Social Distancing Quotes
Christian Letter Board Quotes
Christian QuotesEaster
Spring Letter Board Quotes
Summer Letter Board Quotes
