50+ Funny Husband Wife Quotes & Sayings In English

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It’s said that life becomes tougher after marriage. But it’s not like that. After marriage, husband/wife are finally with the one who loves with a pure heart.

My mind was flooded with rumors about my beautiful marriage. It requires many sacrifices. It is a commitment that requires both spouses to improve their relationship. When I was married, I discovered that a good friend is a person who can be funny with you. You are happier, more thankful, and less likely to complain.

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Marriage is a relationship where one partner is always right and the wife is always wrong!
The husband is the HEAD OF the family, while the wife is the NECK who turns the head!It’s that simple!
My life began when my husband proposed to me.
Nothing says “home” like the arms of my husband.
My wife and I are happy. We are happy even when we’re not together.

A husband who isn’t faultless is dangerous to observe.
A sure sign of a man’s strength is how gently he loves his wife.

My husband made me laugh. I cried. He held me close. You watched me succeed. Conjured me failures. You encouraged me. He kept me going. God has promised that I would have a friend in my marriage forever.

You see me at my worst and still love me. Thank you.
To me, you are more valuable than diamonds. You are more than a husband. I consider you a friend and the most important person in my life. You are my best friend.

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I love being my husband’s wife.
My husband wears the pants in my house… The ones I pick.
My husband is one the greatest blessings God has given me. His love is a gift to me that I open every single day.
Don’t stop dating your WIFE and never stop flirting with your HUSBAND.
There are two sides in a marriage, one who is always right and the other is called…..the husband.

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Husbands can be likened to fine wine. They need time to mature.
A jealous husband doesn’t doubt his wife but he does.
Never be above you. Never be below you. Always beside you.
If my husband doesn’t love me as a wife, I won’t be happy with a man who respects me like a queen.
A husband’s last words should always be “OK, buy it”.

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It is hard to believe how different a wife and husband can be until they start packing for a trip.
The husband who surprises his wife is often very surprised.
Husbands and wives should never speak in loud tones to each other, except when the house is on fire.
My greatest accomplishment was convincing my wife to get married to me.
A good husband is a good wife.

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A husband is someone who after taking the trash out gives the impression he’s cleaned the whole house!

I love my husband way too much to let any witchy women ruin all the good things we have.
With you in my life, love takes on a new meaning. Dear husband, I love you so much.
It is an art to catch a husband; it is a job to hold him.
I am proud of the relationship I have with my husband.