50 Funny Self-Care Quotes to Help You Feel Good
Take your time to care for yourself can feel daunting or overwhelming, there’s plenty toHave fun. These funny self-care quotes will make you smile, feel inspired and ready to take care of yourself. toTake care of yourself.
Since I can remember, I’d write down funny, sassy, and inspiring quotes in my notebook toHelp me to move past any emotion that I was experiencing. Consider this collection of quotes as a virtual notebook, filled with self-care advice and funny quotes. toThis will help you feel more motivated.

Self-care with quotes: The power of quotes
The right quote can ignite and inspire you. Whether it’s self-care, self-love, relationships, or motherhood, Quotes can be a powerful way to communicate your thoughts to our soul It will help us feel validated and seen in our experiences.
So, if you’re on the hunt for some funny self-care quotes to help inspire and encourage your self-care practice, you’re in the right place. You can print or write down a few of these, and keep them in your journal. toKeep the messages handy.
50Funny quotes about self-care
I hope you find these quotes amusing and make you smile. toYour face.You can’t underestimate the power of laughter – it’s a powerful form self-care. Never underestimate the power of laughter – it’s a powerful form of self-care. 😉
1.
I’m too busy working on my own grass toYou can see if it is greener.
UNKNOWN
2.
Most things will work once you unplug them for a few moments, even yourself.
ANNE LAMOTT
3.
I’m staying home today. I feel depressed.
UNKNOWN

4.
Stop shrinking to fit places you’ve outgrown.
UNKNOWN
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If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid.
RIGEL J.DAWSON
6.
This looks like a ‘no, thanks’ toSend it to me.
UNKNOWN

7.
I do a thing called ‘what I want.’
UNKNOWN
8.
A wise woman once said, “fuck this shit” and lived happily ever after.
UNKNOWN
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Talk to yourself like someone you love.
UNKNOWN
10.
This is my cup for care. Oh, look, it’s empty.
UNKNOWN

11.
Know your worth before you make any commitments. toAdd tax
Unknown
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Do no harm. Take no shit.
Unknown
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They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late.
Unknown
14.
Be good to your skin. You’ll wear it every day for the rest of your life.
RENEE ROULEAU

15.
I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.
UNKNOWN
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Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan.
CARLEY SWEET

17.
When they say, “it runs in the family,” respond with, “this is where it runs out.”
UNKNOWN
18.
I think you’re doing a beautiful job figuring some heavy shit out.
UNKNOWN
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Self-care is the best form of self-care.
UNKNOWN

20.
Loudly shout about the important things toYou.
UNKNOWN
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Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you.
KATIE REED
22.
She set boundaries and started. toRebuild her life.
UNKNOWN
23.
Get in, loser; we’re healing and falling in love with ourselves again.
UNKNOWN
24.
She will rise with a steel spine and thunderous voice.
NICOLE LYONS

25.
RIP toAll the time I spent explaining myself toOther people.
UNKNOWN
26.
Never wrestle with pork. YouBoth of them get dirty, and both like it.
UNKNOWN
27.
Never be ashamed to be a strong fucking lady.
UNKNOWN
28.
When you get weeds, flowers are also flowers. toThese are important.
A.A. MILNE

29.
Do not try to pour your sunshine on someone who doesn’t see you as their sky.
UNKNOWN
30.
People who question whether the glass is half full of empty are missing the point. You can refill the glass.
UNKNOWN
31.
Be messy, confusing, and afraid. Show up anyway
GLENNON DOYLE
32.
There is a voice that doesn’t use words. Listen.
RUMI

33.
She remembered who was she and the game was changed.
LALAH DELIAH
34
The hardest part about the journey is believing that you are worthy.
GLENN BECK

35
If you’re waiting for a sign, this is it.
UNKNOWN
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If it costs you your peace, it’s too expensive.
UNKNOWN
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Givers are needed toSet limits, because takers are rarely willing to follow them.
IRMA KURTZ
38.
You don’t have toGet on fire toKeep your friends and family warm.
UNKNOWN

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She was not interested in fucks. toNever give up. She lived happily ever after.
UNKNOWN
40
Give yourself enough. The rest of the universe can wait.
F.W.
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Current status: Distancing myself form bullshit.
UNKNOWN

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I didn’t forget where I came from; I just realized I couldn’t stay there.
UNKNOWN
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I didn’t wait for the light to come on at the end of my tunnel, so I lit it up myself.
UNKNOWN
44
Don’t forget toDrink water and enjoy the sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions.
UNKNOWN
45
Sometimes all you need is toFor a few years, you can lie down on the couch and continue reading.
UNKNOWN

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Relationship status: committed toGrowth, self-love, inner peace.
UNKNOWN
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A glowing woman can help others glow and still be visible.
UNKNOWN
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I think we should start calling our mistakes ‘growth spurts’ instead.
CHERYL HALE
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Remember, you can’t pour from an empty cup.
UNKNOWN

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Strong women don’t have attitudes; they have standards.
UNKNOWN
Which quote was your favorite?
Leave a comment and tell me which one is your favorite. You might also have a funny line about self-care toAdd toWhich list do you want? Check it out! toPlease share it below.
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