34 Insulting ‘Bitch Please’ Quotes And Meme For Your Enemies

They hate us coz they ain’t us! Don’t you hate it when someone bitches about you due to jealousy? Some sluts might steal your boyfriend and accuse you of being the first to make a move on him.

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Here are 27 ‘Bitch Please’ non-swearing insults and sarcastic quotes for you to share and tag that special person you hate on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter. Never threaten to harm another person you hate via social media. Freedom of speech is not the same as freedom to speak.

Bitch please, my phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.My phone battery will last longer than your relationship, please.

Spreading rumors about me? Impressive bitch. At least youSpreading rumors? Incredible bitch. At least you’re spreading something other than your legs.

Bitch please! You are so fake, even China denied they made you!Please, please! You are so fake even China has denied that you made them!

Bitch please! I can remove 90% of your Beauty with a wet towel.Please, please! I can remove 90% of your ‘Beauty’ with a wet towel.

Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.Please, accept our apology letter.

You think you are strong? Bitch please, I go out with no make-up on.Are you sure that you are strong? You can bet I don’t have any make-up.

Maybe you should eat your makeup so you can try and be pretty on the inside, bitch!You might want to eat your makeup, so you can look pretty on the inside.

Bitch please, the hardest job in the world is having to listen to your complaints about having the hardest job in the world.You can’t complain about having the most difficult job on the planet, but please do not.

There is always going to be that one Bitch you There is always going to be that one Bitch you’ll feel the urge to punch in the face every time you see her.

(*34*) Bitch, I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.

Bitch, I would slap you but shit splatters.Bitch, I would slap your but shit splatters.

Bitch, if you ran like your mouth, you Bitch, if you ran like your mouth, you’d be in good shape.

Bitch, I may not be perfect but at least I Bitch, I may not be perfect but at least I’m not fake.

Bitch, you and your rumors have two things in common - you Bitch, you and your rumors have two things in common – you’re both fake and you both get around.

Dear Bitch, if I offend you in any way, please let me know so I can do it again!Dear Bitch, I apologize if I have offended you in any way. Please let me be aware so I can try again!

Zombies are looking for brains, don Zombies are looking for brains, don’t worry, you’re safe, Bitch!

One minute of kissing burns 26 calories. No wonder that Bitch is so damn skinny.26 calories burn in one minute of kissing. Bitch is so thin, it’s not surprising.

Call me a Bitch one more time and I Call me a Bitch one more time and I’ll show you what a real one is.

Bitch, please move away from the sunlight, I hate the smell of burning plastic.Bitch, please get out of the sun. I hate the smells of plastic burning.

Bitch please, your legs are like McDonalds, open 24/7.Please, don’t be rude, your legs can be like McDonalds and are open 24 hours a day.

Bitch you

Bitch you’re so fake you make barbie look real.

Bitch your mother smells so horrible, North Korea wants her as a chemical weapon.North Korea has a plan to make your mother a chemical weapon.

Bitch please, the world doesn Bitch please, the world doesn’t revolve around you.

Bitch please, your V has more users than Facebook.Please, V has more users that Facebook.

Bitch you Bitch you’re so fake you make barbie look real.

Happy Mother Happy Mother’s Day to all my bitches.

You You’re one fake bitch.

Some girls claim Some girls claim ‘He’s my world’, but this is your fourth ‘World’ in 2 months, are you building a solar system?

I I’m sorry, what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit.

Beautiful things don Beautiful things don’t ask for attention. You don’t have to be ugly.

Don Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are… bitch.

In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your bitchy opinion.Before you can insult me, I must first value your opinion.

What What’s 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? No… it’s a $100 bill, you slut.

Santa saw your slutty instagram, you Santa saw your slutty instagram, you’re getting clothes and a bible for Christmas.

Before you judge me, try to keep in mind that you

FAQ: 

Q: What are some examples of insulting quotes for enemies? 

A: “I don’t have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.”

“You’re not even a has-been. You’re a never-was.”

“You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.”

“You have two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.”

Q: Why do people use insulting quotes for enemies? 

A: People use insulting quotes for enemies to express their dislike, contempt, or anger towards someone who has wronged them, offended them, or annoyed them. Insulting quotes can also mock, ridicule, or humiliate someone arrogant, ignorant, or rude.

Q: How can I find more insulting quotes for enemies? 

A: You can find more insulting quotes for enemies by searching the web, reading books, watching movies, or listening to songs that feature witty insults. You can also use your creativity and imagination to develop original insults that suit your situation.

Q: When should I use insulting quotes for enemies? 

A: You should use insulting quotes for enemies with caution and discretion, as they can hurt people’s feelings, damage relationships, or escalate conflicts.

Before you judge me, try to keep in mind that you’re probably a piece of shit too.

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