FriendsThey are amazing. Best Friends are even “awesome-er”. Some quotes may be short. Some are funny. Some you’ll have to send to your friends right away. These are some of our favorites 40Here are some funny friendship quotes you can share with your friends.
- We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall , I will pick you up… after I finish laughing. Unknown
- FriendshipIt must be built upon a foundation of alcohol, sarcasm and inappropriateness. Unknown
- Friends who are just as crazy as you can be will give you everything. -Unknown
- I’d take a bullet forIt is. It’s not in your head. But in the leg, or something. Unknown
- Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They may even call you more offensive names. -Unknown
- You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you. -Unknown
- Many people would love to ride in your limo with you, but you need someone who will also take you on the bus if the limo breaks down. -Oprah Winfrey
- Bestfriend: The one you can mad only forBecause you have important information to share with them, it will take you a very short time. Unknown
- I hope we’re friend until we die. I wish we could be ghost friends, walk through walls, and scare the living daylights out of everyone. Unknown
- You and I are much more than just good friends. We’re like a really small gang. -Unknown
- FriendsPeople who are familiar with you well and still like you. -Greg Tamblyn
- Talk about your sex life with good friends. BestFriends talk about poop. -Unknown
- Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’ -Cookie Monster
- Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone. -Unknown
- True friends are those who believe you are a good egg, even though you may be slightly cracked. -Bernard Meltzer
- FriendsGive you someone to cry on. Your best friend is always there to help you. Unknown
- Good friends will assist you in moving. A best friend can help you move a body that isn’t yet alive. -Jim Hayes
- I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship. -Unknown
- It is one of the great blessings of old friends that it is possible to laugh with them. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
- FriendsTherapy is offered at no cost. Unknown
- We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence. -Unknown
- It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter. -Marlene Dietrich
- BestFriends know you’re crazy and will still be willing to see you in public.
- Only true friends will be able to tell you if your face is dirty. Proverb of the Sicilian.
- Friends buy you food. BestFriends will eat your food. -Unknown
- Tis the privilege of friendship, to talk nonsense and have her nonsense respected. -Charles Lamb
- My best friends and me can communicate using only facial expressions. -Unknown
- It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’ -A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
- I think we’ll be friend forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends -Unknown
- We are grateful forYou are still my friend, despite knowing every detail of my life, no matter how raunchy or terrifying. Unknown
- We will always be friends until we’re old and senile. We’ll then become new friends. Unknown
- A friend’s friendship is measured not by the number or topics they can discuss but rather the number and quality of the things they do not need to talk about. -Clifton Fadiman
- God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters -Unknown
- Never let you friends be lonely…. You must always disturb them. -Unknown
- You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job. -Laurence J. Peter
- Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital. Unknown
- True friendship happens when a friend visits your home and then you take a rest. Unknown
- Nothing is better than a friend, except if it’s a friend with chocolate. -Linda Grayson
- We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes Unknown
- We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much. -Unknown
