Married life is not for the weak of heart. YouFind the friend you love and be with them forever.
Any wife or husband knows that being (and staying) happily married requires a whole lot of love and an unflappable sense of humor — as evidenced by this list of the best marriage quotes of all time.
Actually, some of the best marriage advice includes reminders to have fun with your spouse and share in the laughter.
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These love quotes are perfect for married couples who love marriage. They range from sweet and heartfelt to adorable and funny. They may help you to see the truth in your own marriage with your wife or husband.
These are 129 sweet, romantic, and silly quotes about marriage that sum up what marital life is all.
Funny Marriage Quotes
1. “Love is blind, but marriage can open eyes.”
2. “I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed, too — for being married so many times.” — Elizabeth Taylor
3. “That time when your husband is at home and you need to put the clothes in the trunk.”
4. “Touch the thermostat again, and you’ll be able to wake up with no hands. That’s all.
5. “I have given birth to an entire baby in less than the time it takes my husband for me to poop.”
6. “If I get married I want to be very happy.” — Audrey Hepburn
7. “When your wife walks in from the shower, remind her about the goods.”
8.MarriageIS it a fairytale… only in reverse. YouYou start at a ball wearing a gorgeous gown, and then you end up cleaning up after the little ones.
9.MarriageIt’s almost like taking a stroll in the park. Jurassic Park
10.AndDo you solemnly swear that you will protect me against spiders for as long as we shall both live?”
11. “It is hard to stay married. My wife kisses the dog, but she refuses to drink from my glass. — Rodney Dangerfield
13. You can put a cape over your partner if they are mad. If they laugh, you can marry them.
14. “When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” — Prince Philip
15. “I swear to still grab your butt, even when you’re old & wrinkley”
16. “When you have a fight with your wife last evening, she still makes you lunch the next …”
17. “My grandmother’s tip: Find someone to make you mad for the rest of your lives.”
18. “I love you. YouThey annoy and frustrate me more than ever. But I want every annoying minute to be with you.”
19. “I love and appreciate you more than I hate you.” That’s a lot.
20.MarriageAn alliance between a man and woman who cannot sleep with the window closed.”— George Bernard Shaw
21. “90%” of getting married is simply shouting “What’s that?” from other rooms.
23. “Dating texts: “Baby I don’t feel great.” Married texts: “I have had diarrhea seven times today.”
24.BeingBeing married is like having your best friend forget everything you say.”
25.YouThey are my bread and my life. — Julia Child
26.MarriageThis is like a great cardio workout. If it’s not challenging enough, it’s probably not the right way to do it.
27. “Had a date night tonight. “Went to Lowe’s and purchased a toilet
28. “Sometimes, I wonder how you put with me. I then remember that I put up for you. So we’re even.”
29. “Rules for Happy Living” Marriage1. If the house is on fire, you can only yell at one another. 2. Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. 3. There’s lots of sex.
30. “If you don’t succeed at first, maybe you should try it again the way I taught you.”
31. “In my home, I’m the boss and my wife is the decision-maker.” — Woody Allen
33.BeingBeing married is like having your best friend forget everything you say.”
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34. “For a marriage to be successful, you must fall in love with multiple people at once. — Mingon McLaughlin
35.TheOlder theory said that older men are more mature and should be married. The new theory is that men don’t mature. You should marry a younger man.” — Rita Rudner
36.TheGay and straight marriages are often successful, regardless of whether they start in love. However, friendships often turn into a lasting relationship. It is the friendships that endure that are most successful. — Andrew Sullivan
37. “To keep your marriage brimming with love, With love in a loving cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit that; and when you’re right shut up.” — Ogden Nash
38. “Love at first sight is easy to understand; it’s when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.” — Sam Levenson
39.MarriageIt is the triumph over intelligence and imagination. Second marriage is the triumph over experience. — Oscar Wilde
40 “An archeologist makes the best husband for a woman; the older she becomes, the more interested and interested he gets in her.” — Dame Agatha Christie
41. “Grow old with me! The best is yet to be.” — Robert Browning
42 “An ideal wife would be a woman who has an ideal husband.” — Booth Tarkington
43 “I support gay marriage. I believe gay people deserve to be as miserable or worse than the rest of humanity. — Kinky Friedman
44Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” — Erma Bombeck
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45 “My parents had only one argument in 45 years.” It lasted 43years.” — Cathy Ladman
46 “To experience the full joy value, you must have someone to share it.” — Mark Twain
47. “Many marriages will be better if the husband or wife understand that they are on one side.” — Zig Ziglar
48. “There is nothing nobler and more admirable than when two people see eye-to–eye keep house as man-and-wife, confusing their enemies and delighting each other.” — Homer
49. “Before marriage, a woman will spend the night thinking about what you said. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you have finished speaking it.” — Helen Rowland
50 “Don’t ever stop dating your wife. Do not stop flirting with your husband.”
51 “When we were married, I told my wife: “If you leave me I’m going to go with you.” AndShe never did.” — James Fineous McBride
52. Happiness is found in a true friend. A true friend is far more happy than a man who discovers a true friend in his wife. — Franz Schubert
53. “When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.” — When Harry Met Sally
54. “At every party, there are two types of people: those who want home and those who don’t. TheThe problem is that they are often married to one another.” — Ann Landers
55 “It is sometimes essential for a husband and a wife to quarrel — they get to know each other better.” — Goethe
56 “What I love the most about my home, is the people I share it with.” — Tad Carpenter
57. “What greater thing is there for two human souls, than to feel that they are joined for life — to strengthen each other in all labor, to rest on each other in all sorrow, to minister to each other in all pain, to be one with each other in silent unspeakable memories at the moment of the last parting?” — George Eliot
58 “If you are forced to criticize, do so with love.”
59. “A great marriage is not when the ‘perfect couple’ comes together. It is when imperfect people learn to appreciate their differences. — Dave Meurer
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60 “A happy marriage can be described as a long conversation that seems to last forever.” — Andre Maurois
61 Happy marriages are when we marry those we love. They blossom when they love the ones that we marry. — Tom Mullins
62. “The great marriages are partnerships. It can’t be a great marriage without being a partnership.” — Dame Helen Mirren
63. “Sex solves most problems including headaches.”
64 “A good marriage is the union of two good forgivers.” — Ruth Bell Graham
65 “Chains don’t hold a marriage together. It is threads that hold people together over the years. — Simone Signoret
66 “Love + trust + sexual = an unbreakable partnership.”
67 “Love is not a state of complete caring. It is an active verb like struggle. To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now …” — Fred Rogers
68 “Love is not weakness. It is strong. It can only be contained by the sacrament marriage. — Boris Pasternak
69TheThe secret to a happy marriage is still a mystery. — Henny Youngman
70 “There is no more lovely, friendly, and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.” — Martin Luther
71 “People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love.” — Dr. Seuss
72TheGreat marriages are built on cooperation. — Fawn Weaver
73. “The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It’s a choice you make-not just on your wedding day, but over and over again-and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife.” — Barbara de Angelis
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Inspirational Quotes About Marriage
74. “Let there be spaces in your togetherness, And let the winds of the heavens dance between you. Love one another but make not a bond of love: Let it be rather a moving sea between the shores of your souls.” — Kahlil Gibran, “The Prophet”
75. “If you have time to whine about it, you have time to do something about it.”
76. “Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.” — Bruce Lee
77. “When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.” — Wayne Dyer
78. “The grass is greener where you water it.” — Neil Barringham
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79. “No relationship is all sunshine, but two can share one umbrella and survive the storm together.”
80. “Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half-shut afterwards.” — Benjamin Franklin
81. “Never stay angry.”
82. “A great relationship is about two things. First, appreciating the similarities, and second, respecting the differences.”
83. “After seven years of marriage, I am sure of two things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you’ll need two bathrooms … both for her. The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in.” — Dennis Miller
84MarriageA book in which the first chapter is written using poetry, and the rest in prose. — Beverley Nichols
85 “A good marriage is one that allows for growth and change within the couples and their expressions of love. — Pearl S. Buck
86 “Outside of difficulties, grow miracles.” — Jean de La BruyÃre
87. “Marriage, ultimately, is the practice of becoming passionate friends.” — Harville Hendrix
88. “Always strive to give your spouse the very best of yourself; not what’s left over after you gave your best to everyone else.” — Dave Willis
89.MarriageThis is our best and last chance to grow up.” — Joseph Barth
90 “Marriage success is more than finding the right man, it’s about being the right person.” — Barnett Brickner
91 “Always try to say something positive every day about your partner.”
92. “A good marriage is one in which each spouse appoints another the guardian for his solitude and gives him the greatest confidence he can bestow.” — Rainer Maria Rilke
93. “Experts on romance say for a happy marriage there has to be more than a passionate love. They insist that a true love must exist for one another in order to have a long-lasting union. Which, in my book, is a good definition for friendship.” — Marilyn Monroe
94 MarriageThis is the union of two people, one who forgets his birthdays and the second who doesn’t forget them. — Ogden Nash
95.MarriageIt is more than spiritual communion. It is also about remembering to pick up the trash. — Dr. Joyce Brothers
96. “When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say ‘Why me? Try me instead.
97 “A happy marriage is just like farming. You”You have to start all over again every morning.” — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
98. “Make it your goal for your marriage to feel like the most secure place on Earth.” — Greg Smalley
99. “Put one hand on a hot plate for one minute. It seems like it takes an hour. It seems like an hour to sit with a pretty girl. That’s relativity.” — Albert Einstein
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100 “There are four better words than ‘I love’. They are ‘I’m here to stay.'”
101. “In every good marriage, it helps to be a little deaf.” — Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg
102. “All the greatest love stories share one thing: you have to fight against the odds to achieve your goals.”
103. “The highest happiness on earth is marriage.” — William Lyon Phelps
104. “Happily ever after is not a fairy tale. It’s an option. — Fawn Weaver
105 “One should believe that marriage is the eternality of the soul.” — Honoré de Balzac
106Marriage is a risk; I think it’s a great and glorious risk, as long as you embark on the adventure in the same spirit.” — Cate Blanchett
107 “A man is already half-in love with any woman who listens.” — Brendan Behan
108MarriageIt’s like looking at the colors of fall leaves; they change with every day. — Fawn Weaver
109. “In marriage be wise. Prefer the person over money virtue above beauty, the mind prior to the body. If thou hast a wife and a friend or companion, then thou hast an additional self. — William Penn
110 “Neglect the rest of the world, but not one another.”
111.“May this marriage be full of laughter, our every day in paradise.” — Rumi
112.You don’t fall into love. YouIt is important to commit to it. Love says, “I will always be there no matter what.” — Tim Keller
113. “Marriage, to women as to men, must be a luxury, not a necessity; an incident of life, not all of it.” — Susan B. Anthony
114. “I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.” — Arwen, The Fellowship of the Ring
115. “More give. “More give.
116. “In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours. In all the world, there is no love for you like mine.” — Maya Angelou
117 “Never assume.”
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118. “What is important in making a happy marriage? It’s not how compatible you are, but how you handle incompatibility.” — Leo Tolstoy
119. “Any good marriage is secret territory, a necessary white space on society’s map. What others don’t know about it is what makes it yours.” — Stephen King
120 “A good marriage is one that each partner secretly suspects that they have gotten a better deal.”
121 “After the fever and chills caused by love, how lovely is the 98.6 degrees that make up marriage? — Mignon McLaughlin
122. “By all means, get married. A good wife will make you happy. A bad wife will make you a philosopher. — Socrates
123. “I’ve learned that two things are essential to make a wife happy. Let her believe she is in control. AndSecond, let her have it.” — Lyndon B. Johnson
124. “Our happy marriage was because we were together every day. We were both friends and husband and wife. We had a great time. — Julia Child
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125 “The bride and groom-May their joys be as bright as the morning, and their sorrows but shadows that fade in the sunlight of love.” — Minna Thomas Antrim, “A Book of Toasts”
126 “Our journey isn’t perfect but it’s ours and I’ll stick with you until the end.”
127 “My most remarkable achievement was convincing my love to get married to me. — Sir Winston Churchill
128.TheThis is the longest sentence you could form using just two words: “I do.” — H. L. Mencken
129 “Think not because you are now wed, that all your courtship’s at an end.” — Antonio Hurtado de Mendoza
Finding that special person to be annoying for the rest your life will bring you happiness every day. When you find the one person that is your soulmate, love is amazing. Never let them go.
There you have it. It’s science, people.
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Kristine Soloman, the former Executive Editor at YourTango is a top website for women in relationships, love, wellness and love.
