You and your partner will be in the right mood with some sexy, dirty quotes.
Sometimes it’s hard for couples to get turned on — you want to have sex, but work, stress, or everyday family life can get in the way of that connection.
You can’t stay in one relationship forever. Hot sex quotes are a great way to spice up your marriage or work through any sex issues.
RELATED: 100 DirtyThings ToSay To AGuy To Turn Him On
Are you ready to get down and dirty with sex? Send these sexy quotes to your boyfriend, girlfriend or husband via text message to show you care and get in the mood.
100 Best Dirty? Kinky Sex Quotes ToTurn YouBoth
Best Sex Quotes
1. “Everything is about sex, except sex. SexIt is all about power.” — Oscar Wilde
2. “Physics has a lot in common with sex: it may provide some practical results, but it’s not why you do it.” — Richard P. Feynman
3. “We are all sexual creatures by nature, thank God. It’s a shame so many people disregard and destroy this natural gift.” — Marilyn Monroe
4. “The best moments in life are those you don’t want to tell anyone.” — Sarah Nader
5. “Those sweet lips. Oh my, those sweet lips. I could kiss them all night. “Those who wait are blessed with good things.” — Jess C. Scott
6. “And another moral comes to my mind now: Make love whenever you can. It’s good for your health. — Kurt Vonnegut
7. “Tell us what you find sexually attractive, and I will reveal their entire philosophy of living.” — Ayn Rand
8.Sex: The thing that takes up most of your time and causes you the most trouble. — John Barrymore
9.SexLove without love is just as absurd and hollow as love without sex. — Hunter S. Thompson
10. “I swear to my neighbor that I will not stop until your legs shake and all the neighbors know my name.” — Horace Cope
11.SexIt is an emotion in motion.” — Mae West
12. “I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.”
13.SexIt is like money, too much is not enough. — John Updike
14.SexPretty much everything is possible.” — Chuck Palahniuk
15.SexIt is… completely natural. It’s something that is enjoyable. It is enjoyable and enhances relationships. We should all learn as much as possible about it, and be comfortable with our sexual selves as human beings. — Sue Johanson
16. “If you don’t laugh during sex at least once, you’re having sex with the wrong person.”
17. “Love is an ice-cream sundae with all the wonderful coverings. SexThis is the cherry on the top.” — Jimmy Dean
18. “I need and want you. Butt naked. InMy bed. Right now.”
19. “I love with a focus, intensity and passion that most people reserve for sleeping.” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo
20.You. Me. Bed. Get it now
21. “Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.” ― Deepak Chopra
22. “I had a feeling that Pandora’s box contained the mysteries of woman’s sensuality, so different from a man’s and for which man’s language was so inadequate. The language of sex had yet to be invented. The language of the senses was yet to be explored.” ― Anaïs Nin, Delta of Venus
23. “Some day every woman will have orgasms- like every family has color TV- and we can all get on with the business of life.” ― Erica Jong, How to Save Your Own Life
24. 21.’Sex”Eating or drinking is just as important as eating and drinking, so we should allow each appetite to be satisfied with the same amount of restraint as the other. — Marquis de Sade
25. “Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it.” — W. C. Fields
RELATED:13 QuotesThese Proves That Smart is Totally Sexy
Best Dirty Sex Quotes
26. 26. — Leonardo da Vinci
27. 27.
28. “I want to forget my name while I’m busy moaning yours.”
29.YouYour clothes can stay but your clothes have to go.”
30. “Excuse me if I’m too forward-thinking, but your lips make my wonder what the rest would taste like …”
31. 31.
32. “Sickness and perversion appeal to me always.” — Madonna
33. “Let’s make love, then have hot dirty sex.”
34. “Go ahead. “Tape it.”
35 It’s been a long, hard day. I need one those hugs that transform into sex.
36. “When the sex feels so good, you feel sore for days.”
37. 37. — George Burns
38. 38. — Henry Miller
39. “I just want some sex so nasty that there will be absolutely no question that I’m going to hell.”
40 “When it feels so good, you can’t stop shaking.”
41 41.
42. 42.
43 43. “I eat in bed.”
44 “The best things are made sweaty.”
45 “I just want to make you happy. And naked.”
46. “The key to a great marriage — keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.”
47 “I’ll come and make love to you at five o’clock. If I’m late start without me.” ― Tallulah Bankhead
48InMy sex fantasy is that nobody loves me for what I think.” — Nora Ephron
49. 49. — John Waters
RELATED: 15 DLG QuotesThat Explain Daddy Dom/Little girl Relationships
Best Kinky Sex Quotes
50 “I will make sure that you have a great time and that everything goes smoothly. It won’t be a pleasant experience. — Samantha Young
51. Respect me. Adore me. Dominate me.”
52 52.
53 53. Make sure you brush your teeth.
54 54.
55 “Kiss me a lot. All over me. And lick me in my special spot.”
56 “I want you to taste me.”
57. “I am a lover, not fighter.” If you don’t like it hard,
58 “I licked the it so it’s my.”
59.A gentleman holds my hand. AMan pulls my hair. A”Soulmate will do both.” — Alessandra Torre
60 “Spank me. It’s how I learn best.
61. “If it is the dirty element that gives pleasure to the act of lust, then the dirtier it is, the more pleasurable it is bound to be.” ― Marquis de Sade, The 120 Days of Sodom
62. “If you kiss my neck, I’m not responsible for what happens next…” — Stan Dupp
63. “It is through pain that one gets to pleasure.” — Marquis de Sade
64 64. — Alfred Kinsey
65 “Of all sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.” ― Anatole France
66 “It’s just not as hot without biting, scratching, and spanking, involved.” ― Jennifer Salaiz
67 “Being spanked is the ultimate obedience, the final pleasure. It is life on the highwire.” ― Chloe Thurlow, The Secret Life of Girls
68 “I want to touch those parts of you that no one has touched. I want to hold the part of you that is yet to be discovered. Don’t resist. Let go. Let it happen.” — David Hollan in Requested Surrender
69. “He put his arm around her waist and pulled her in with unyielding strength. She’d been unmistakably seized.” — Elizabeth SaFleur
RELATED: 21 Sexy and Hot BDSM Love QuotesAbout D/S Relationships ToMake YouPurr
Funny Sex Quotes
70 Save water. Shower together
71 “I believe that the best, most natural, and wholesome thing money can buy is sex. — Steve Martin
72. “Ten men are waiting for me at the front door. Send one of them home. “I’m tired.” — Mae West
73. “I like sex at breakfast, kid. I eat often and early.” ― Karen Marie Moning, Iced
74. “Nice pants. Do you have a way to test the zipper?
75 “Don’t put off till tomorrow anyone you could be doing today.”
76 “No woman is able to shine the kitchen floor without her orgasm.” — Betty Friedan
77. “Good sex, is like good bridge. A good partner is better than a bad one. — Mae West
78. “She was glad to have him come, and she wasn’t sorry to see him leave.” — Dorothy Parker
79 “Morning sex… Proven to be more effective than coffee…”
80Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.”
81 “I promise to be there for you always. Or under you. Or up.”
82. “Science is like having sex. There are times when something useful is discovered, but it is not the reason why we do it.” — Richard P. Feynman
83. “Good girls go to heaven, and bad girls go anywhere.” — Helen Gurley Brown
84 “I didn’t understand why anyone would sex on the ground. Until I was with you and I realized: you don’t ever realize you’re on the floor.” — David Levithan
85 “I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.” — Chelsea Handler
86 “Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you’re not good at them.” — Kevin Costner
RELATED: 15 Hilarious Quotes About Sex From Our Favorite Famous Women
Erotic Quotes
87. “She was made for untidy rooms and rumpled beds.” — Alexander McCall Smith
88 “Now stretch your legs and tell us about your day.” — Loris Price
89 “Tease me until I’m begging for it.”
90 “When sex involves all senses intensely, it may be like a magical experience. — Jim Morrison
91. “This last night, we tear into one another, as though to wound, and as if trying to find the key for everything before dawn,” — Michael Ondaatje
92. “Take her as it is the first and last time every time.” — JmStorm
93. “My tongue can do better at teasing than my words.”
94. “She tasted sweet like oranges. She was liquid sunshine in mine as we kissed, and our tongues were playing together.” — Selena Kitt
95. “To have her here in bed with me, breathing on me, her hair in my mouth — I count that something of a miracle.” ― Henry Miller, Tropic of Cancer
96. 95.The only sea I saw Was the seesaw sea With you riding on it. Lie down, lie easy. Let me shipwreck your thighs. — Dylan Thomas
97.YouThey are powerful enough to make a saint mad or a king fall to his knees. — Grace Willows
98. “Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay.” — Jess C Scott
99. “So sweet and delicious am I when I am in love with a man I sense loves and enjoys me. So the knot of my love, no matter how tight it was before, is tighter still. — Veronica Franco
100. “Your lips are wine-colored and I want you to get drunk.”
RELATED: 12 Hot QuotesFor those of us who like it rough
Kayla Cavanagh, an editor and writer based in Central Florida, covers pop-culture and relationship topics.
